1. My mom and dad are always harping on me about keeping my eye on my kids. Don't look away, not even for a second. Of course they go on and on about how, when I was a little boy, they never, NEVER let me get in harms way.
Well... a few minutes digging through the box of family photos turned up this baby picture of me at the zoo.
Disappoinment2.) I've never had my fortune told. Never. So when I heard a local coffee shop was going to host a Psychic Fair... I was psyched! But as I walked to the entrance that day, I was greeted by this...
Disappointment3. My wife and her family spent months and months, and lots of money planning our wedding day. It was goint to be perfect. I had one job and one job only... get the limo. So how do you think my inlaws felt when this drove up?
Disappointment4. Over the summer, the family and I went to a town picnic. I signed up for the watermelon eating contest, first prize was a trip to Disney World. My kids were so excited! Until we saw the guy that I was going up against.
Disappointment5. This is the worst of the worst. I mean... Hollywood didn't even ask my permission!!!!!
Disappointment
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