Friday Five - Things I Want

1.) A Sausage Coated in Tater Tots


2.) An Anatomical Sleeping Bag


3. This Guy's Charisma!!!



4. A lawn that looks like this... no weeds at ALL!!!


5. A Wooden Spoon

I just love dogs!

I watched this video with my two youngest daughters the other day and we LAUGHED and LAUGHED. This poor little pooch... I've never seen a dog look so ashamed.

And you've gotta love the background music!

Here's Why...

I refuse to go to the beach. Ever again. And my family wouldn't let it go.

When I tried to explain why... they wouldn't believe me. When I said it's because of the wildlife running rampant through the sand, they shook their heads. So, I went through the old box of film at my mom's house and found this clip from my very last visit to the beach. They no longer argue with me.

Just Amazing!!!

 
You have to watch it till at least a minute in... incredible.

100 Funniest Movies... I don't think so

The folks over at College Humor took a poll of their readers to generate a list of the 100 funniest movies of all time. http://www.collegehumor.com/bestcomedy

This list (IMO) is a real mess. I’ll admit, I haven’t seen all of these movies (I’ve underlined the ones I haven’t), but still… movies like Saving Sara Marshall wasn’t funny. Neither was Ghostbusters 2, or Euro Trip. And Dodgeball… DODGEBALL wasn’t funny at ALL!!! Or maybe that’s just me.

And I’ve listed a few movies that SHOULD have made the list at the bottom. What do you think?

100. The Wedding Singer
99. American Pie 2
98. Revenge of the Nerds
97. Number Two
96. Dazed and Confused
95. Mr. Deeds
94. Coming To America
93. Black Sheep
92. The Jerk
91. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
90. Little Miss Sunshine
89. Clerks II
88. Waiting
87. Beverly Hills Cop
86. Dude, Where’s My Car
85. Me, Myself and Irene
84. Road Trip
83. Christmas Vacation
82. Half-Baked
81. Scary Movie
80. Dogma
79. Blades of Glory
78. Van Wilder
77. The Naked Gun 2-1/2
76. Rush Hour
75. Home Alone
74. Accepted
73. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
72. History of the World Part I
71. Hot Tub Time Machine
70. Young Frankenstein
69. Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure
68. Jackass
67. Kick Ass
66. Euro Trip
65. Napoleon Dynamite
64. Get Him to the Greek
63. Zack and Miri Make a Porno
62. Beerfest
61. The Other Guys
60. Ghostbusters II
59. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
58. The Mask
57. The Simpson’s Movie
56. Meet The Parents
55. Something About Mary
54. Men in Black
53. Big Daddy
52. Wayne’s World II
51. Blazing Saddles
50. Clerks
49. Liar, Liar
48. Borat
47. Ace Ventura – When Nature Calls
46. Tommy Boy
45. Life of Brian
44. I Love You, Man
43. American Pie
42. Ground Hog Day
41. The Blues Brothers
40. Forgetting Sara Marshall
39. The Waterboy
38. Robin Hood – Men In Tights
37. Team America
36. Role Models
35. The Naked Gun
34. Talladega Nights
33. Harold & Kumar go to White Castle
32. Billy Madison
31. Knocked Up
30. Tropic Thunder
29. Animal House
28. Caddyshack
27. Step Brothers
26. The Pineapple Express
25. Austin Powers – The Spy Who Shagged Me
24. Ferris Bueller’s Day off
23. Hot Fuzz
22. Ace Ventura
21. Wedding Crashers
20. Super Troopers
19. Dumb & Dumber
18. The Big Lebowski
17. South Park – Bigger, Longer & Uncut
16. Zoolander
15. Ghostbusters
14. Airplane!
13. Wayne’s World
12. Austin Powers – International Man of Mystery
11. Spaceballs
10. Office Space
9. Dodgeball
8. Old School
7. Happy Gilmore
6. Shaun of the Dead
5. 40 Year Old Virgin
4. Superbad
3. Anchorman – The legend of Ron Burgundy
2. The Hangover
1. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

What about these?

48 hours
Uncle Buck
PeeWee’s Big Adventure
Stir Crazy
Strange Brew 
Weird Science
Vacation
Stripes
Meatballs
The Breakfast Club

Two Things

1.) For fans of Stephen King (Like Me!!!), Scribner announced details about his next novel. To quote Charlie Sheen... WINNING!

Scribner will release Stephen King’s next novel November 8. The publisher calls 11/22/63 “ a 1,000-page tour de force” that “richly imagines a present day high school teacher, Jake Epping who travels back in time to try and prevent the JFK assassination.”

Jake Epping is a thirty-five-year-old high school English teacher in Lisbon Falls, Maine, who makes extra money teaching adults in the GED program. He receives an essay from one of the students—a gruesome, harrowing first person story about the night 50 years ago when Harry Dunning’s father came home and killed his mother, his sister, and his brother with a hammer. Harry escaped with a smashed leg, as evidenced by his crooked walk.

Not much later, Jake’s friend Al, who runs the local diner, divulges a secret: his storeroom is a portal to 1958. He enlists Jake on an insane—and insanely possible—mission to try to prevent the Kennedy assassination. So begins Jake’s new life as George Amberson and his new world of Elvis and JFK, of big American cars and sock hops, of a troubled loner named Lee Harvey Oswald and a beautiful high school librarian named Sadie Dunhill, who becomes the love of Jake’s life—a life that transgresses all the normal rules of time.

2.) There are too many cameras on the planet... they catch everything. For example, someone filmed my very first attempt at bobsledding. How embarassing!