Monday Stuff

1.) I was tapped by my wife to make a return to one of those huge wholesale clubs. Because these stores are so massive, they meet you at the entry and announce over the speaker that a customer is heading for the customer service counter, they also announce the name of the item being returned.

I was returning a box of Tampax.

Thank the Lord, the woman working the entry had pity on me and did NOT announce what I was returning. She is my savior!!! When I got to customer service, the girl working there says, "I wondered why she didn't tell me what you were bringing back."

2.) I plan on losing 20 pounds by summer.

3.) I'm working on a 2,000 piece puzzle... the largest puzzle I've ever attempted. It's very theraputic. And addicting!

4.) I have my new pen, my new journal/notebook, my idea and notes, and grapemo. I'm eager to begin my next novel.

5.) I'm SOOOOOOOO sick of the snow and the cold!!! I can't wait to put the pool back up and start swimming!!!!

Motivational Monday

I always enjoy those funny Motivational Posters. So I thought I’d try to make up a few of my own. Just for gits and shiggles.
The first two go together, sort of a two-fer.


 

DEATH – At least things can’t get any worse

  
ZOMBIES – Never trust a DEATH motivational poster

 
BALLS – It's hard to see without a pair
 
BALLS – They’re attracted to their own kind
 
WAITING – It’s just like… hold on a second, I’ll be right back